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VOL 1519 - JUNE 26, 2016 - Letters of Recommendation Phrases

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Strange "Male Perspectives on Marriage"

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Anonymous

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Letters of Recommendation Phrases

Letters Of Recommendation Phrases

Have to write a letter of recommendation for that fired employee? - Here are a few suggested phrases:

For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed her career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
"We generally found him loaded with work to do."
"Every hour with him was a happy hour."

For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."

For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."

For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."

For a stupid employee:
"There is nothing you can teach a man like him."
"I most enthusiastically recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever."

For a dishonest employee:
"Her true ability was deceiving."
"He's an unbelievable worker."

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GREAT AUTOMOTIVE IDEA - TIRE SAYS IT NEEDS REPLACEMENT WHEN IT IS WORN! - http://www.strangetrucks.com/content/item/198753.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

BREXIT - Moronic Rules & EU Regulations - NO Curved Cucumbers! - http://www.strangegolf.com/content/item/198744.html

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Strange One in a Million Events: Two Submarines Collide Mid Ocean - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/164002.html

Strange One in a Million Events: Two Satellites Collide in Space - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/164003.html

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