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Vol 851 - Nov. 15, 2009 - Strange Answering Machine Greetings
Twice weekly E-letter - StrangeCosmos.com - --------------------- NEW THIS WEEK - GAMES! - GAMES! - GAMES! WE JUST ADDED 28 BRAND NEW FUN GAMES! CHECK OUT THE NEW GAMES TAB ON THE NAVIGATION BAR. IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HOURS OF FUN! CHECKOUT CUBE CRASHER - OUTBACK OLYMPICS - WORD DROP - PIG RACE! ESPECIALLY FUN IS 'BAILOUT DEFENDER' - SHOOT DOWN BOMB BELTED FLYING PIGS TRYING TO BLOW UP OBAMA IN AIR FORCE ONE AS HE TOSSES OUT MONEY TO THE MASSES! IT'S A BLAST! CHECK IT OUT - CLICK ON THIS LINK! http://www.strangefunkidz.com/static/games.html ------------------------ Are you ready to review the Best Humor, Coolest Pix and Political Parody on the Internet? Get ready to jump into something "Strange!" http://www.strangecosmos.com/index.html ================================== Strange "Business" Quotes: Drive thy business or it will drive thee. - Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790) I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. - John Cleese (1939 - ) A dinner lubricates business. - Lord William Stowell To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise. - Mitchell Caplan, CEO, E*Trade Group Inc. I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity. - Sydney Biddle Barrows, in Marian Christy, ''Mayflower Madam' Tells All,' Boston Globe, 1986 No one traveling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive. - Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929) In the business world, the rear view mirror is always clearer than the windshield. - Warren Buffett (1930 - ) ================================== Today's Featured Humor : -) - - Strange Answering Machine Greetings ANSWERING MACHINE 1. Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply. 2. "Suicide Hotline...please hold." 3. Hellooo....Hellloooo, well if you won't talk to me maybe you'll talk to this machine, it's at home and I'm not, leave a message and it'll give it to me when I return. 4. Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the beep and he will return your call. 5. (With loud music playing in the background) "Hello... HELLO?? I can't hear you! What? Oh.. we're not home, leave a message. 6. Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape. 7. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. 8. "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep. 9. We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again. 10. Hello, this is Susan. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won't. ================================== Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix ================================== STRANGE OLDE INVENTIONS & DEVICES FROM THE 1900's - CURVED BARREL MACHINE GUN - 1953 - SHOOTS AROUND CORNERS - http://www.strangemedical.com/content/item/156416.html STRANGE PET CEMETERIES & TOMBSTONES - 2 NICE TOMBSTONES FOR TWISTER @ RASPBERRY - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/156630.html STRANGE MOTORCYCLE SIDE CARS - THIN CAR - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/156827.html CH-54 TARHE - STRANGE MILITARY HELICOPTER - RECOVERING F-4 PHANTOM II - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/content/item/156868.html STRANGE CANNED FOODS! - RATTLESNAKE - SMOKED - http://www.strangecollege.comcontent/item/156911.html STRANGE LOOK-ALIKES - BRITISH ROYALTY - PRINCE WILLIAM - http://www.strangeamericans.com/content/item/156990.html STRANGE BUNCH OF CARROTS - http://www.strangefarmer.com/content/item/157032.html STRANGE DRUG SMUGGLING CASES - 42 PIECE DISH SET MAKE FROM COKE! - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/157138.html 1934 CHRYSLER AIRFLOW - 1st STREAMLINED CAR - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/157157.html JANET JACKSON - GOOFY - SEPARATED AT BIRTH? - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/157244.html STRANGE NFL FOOTBALL FANS - NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/157272.html AMAZING HUGE BIRDHOUSE - PIGEONS - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/157307.html STRANGE CONCEPT CARS - OLDSMOBILE - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/157319.html STRANGE PEACOCK SPIDER - 3 - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/157364.html MILITARY NAVY BLIMP LEAVING HANGER - AERIAL VIEW - http://www.strangemilitary.com/content/item/157377.html STRANGE RUSSIAN LADY - WORLD'S LONGEST LEGS - 132cm - 3 - WITH WORLD'S SMALLEST MAN - PING PING - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/157380.html REDNECK BABY CHAIR AND TEETHING RING - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/157383.html STRANGE MOTORCYCLE - WHEELS W/O AXLES! - http://www.strangeracer.com/content/item/157393.html ================================== The Featured Pix Category This Week - CARS - TRUCKS - MOTORCYCLES - BOATS - ALL KINDS OF VEHICLES http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/category/27_1.html ================================== The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week 8 Wedding Traditions - The Strange Origins - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/157217.html Top 10 Strangest Mail Deliveries and Events - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/157456.html The Strange History of Chile Powder - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/157457.html The Strange History of Krazy Glue - http://www.strangefunvideos.com/content/item/157458.html Strange Memory Test - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/147689.html Strange Dementia Quiz - http://www.strangeblondes.com/content/item/148175.html ================================== The Featured New Category This Week - Cities - States & Regions of the USA http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/category/136_1.html ================================== Be Sure to Check Out All of the Recent New Additions at the "Strange" Family Websites New! --------------- NEW STRANGE WEBSITES!------------------- Old Pictures & Images - History - http://www.strangeoldepictures.com/ Farmers - Crops - Tractors - Farm Animals - http://www.strangefarmer.com/ Racing! - F1 - NASCAR - Dirt Bikes - http://www.strangeracer.com/ -----------NEW -------------New! ---------------New! ---------- Travel - Cruises - Destinations - http://www.strangetravel.com/ Kids - Teens - Moms - Parents - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/ Bad Bosses - Employees - Ads - http://www.strangebusiness.com/ Cops - Police - Criminals - Felons - http://www.strangepolice.com/ Weird and Goofy People - http://www.strangepersons.com/ All Your Favorite Folks- http://www.strangecelebrities.com/ Autos - Trucks - Nasty Accidents http://www.strangevehicles.com/ Hockey - Football - Soccer http://www.strangesports.com/ Troops - Jets - Warships - Tanks http://www.strangemilitary.com/ Pets - Dogs - Cats - Wild Animals http://www.strangezoo.com/ Politicians - Parodies - Liberals - NeoCons http://www.strangepolitics.com/ Hurricanes - Lightning – Tsunami’s - Dangers - Crashes http://www.strangedangers.com/ ========================== ********** This message printed on recyclable media*********** (Think about it!) Visit Often - Tell Your Friends - Never Follow! #1 Stranger --------------------- NEW THIS WEEK - GAMES! - GAMES! - GAMES! WE JUST ADDED 28 BRAND NEW FUN GAMES! CHECK OUT THE NEW GAMES TAB ON THE NAVIGATION BAR. IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HOURS OF FUN! CHECKOUT CUBE CRASHER - OUTBACK OLYMPICS - WORD DROP - PIG RACE! ESPECIALLY FUN IS 'BAILOUT DEFENDER' - SHOOT DOWN BOMB BELTED FLYING PIGS TRYING TO BLOW UP OBAMA IN AIR FORCE ONE AS HE TOSSES OUT MONEY TO THE MASSES! IT'S A BLAST! CHECK IT OUT - CLICK ON THIS LINK! http://www.strangefunkidz.com/static/games.html HOTEL ROOMS BOOKED AND THE LOWEST RATE! - GUARANTEED! Over 1 Million Rooms & Suites Booked - Amazing Savings http://www.reservetravel.com/v5/redir.aspx?&type=search&siteid=9055 ------------------------ Remove E-mail Address - http://www.strangecosmos.com/static/unsubscribe.html 
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